Shower Horn


Waiting to attend my ablutions,

Full of ten thousand ‘fuck you son’s

It’s been twenty goddamn minutes

Need a shit shower shave soon

Try to be polite

Try to get along

Mostly I just want to hit

You with my fucking bong

Maybe thats the problem

Maybe im unhinged

Or maybe you’re a selfish dickhead

Needin showers to wash the binge

Away, away

Get yet gone

The shower, she is sacred

We need a signal horn.


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